It’s been quite awhile now and I’m actually currently settling into my university accommodation, but I’m going to attempt to do this all somewhat chronologically!
On Thursday I left from Newark Liberty International in New Jersey for a relatively uneventful flight to London Heathrow. The plane was nowhere near full, so essentially all of the middle seats were empty. At this point in the journey I was actually taking copious notes about events and my feelings and impressions, but I’ve since stopped. By that token I’ve also had enough time to both revise some of my initial opinions and simply decide to withhold others. I suppose I’ve always been rather keen on internal internal monologues. Especially when they’re about stupid things like OMG sandwich with butter!11!!!1!
Going through Passport Control was a breeze and I thought I might get to my hotel earlier than the anticipated 10pm because I decided to take the Heathrow Connect instead of the Tube. I had two giant, unwieldy bags with me, one of which should have been charged massive overweight fees for nearing 70lbs but for some reason wasn’t. I could hardly move it at all and certainly couldn’t heft it up stairs or over huge platform gaps. I can swing a 65lb child on my hip with ease, but I can’t move a 70lb bag. I guess it’s true about dead weight being/seeming heavier.
The Heathrow Connect is the slower, cheaper version of the Heathrow Express. It’s still ostensibly faster than the Tube, costs a bit less than a Zone 1-4 ticket, and leaves you off in Zone 1 at London Paddington station. From there I only had a few stops to my hotel on the Tube. Because it was for people coming to or going from the airport I figured there would be ample luggage space. On paper it was a brilliant idea. In practice the Heathrow Connect only came once an hour, every station I changed at had about 23909823 steps to schlep my suitcases up and down, and the Tube station was about a mile away from my hotel. Without the kindness of complete strangers who helped me carry my bags, to say nothing of the people who directed me to my hotel (and in some cases misdirected, but they were well-intentioned), I would have collapsed in a London gutter and died. Of course I would have been robbed of all my belongings first, but collapsing, gutters and death would have followed closely behind. As it is it was something of a miracle that I arrived at my hotel whole and with my luggage merely stylishly distressed.
I almost cried with happiness when I finally got to the Langland Hotel. The man behind the front desk explained to me that the toilet was in the basement and the shower was upstairs and I exclaimed “wonderful!” I was then shown into a room approximately the size of the bed it contained, which left me with very few options about where to put my luggage. There was free WiFi and a free breakfast every morning, so all-in-all it was fine. I’m really not a snob when it comes to hotels. The only reason I sprang for a budget hotel instead of a hostel was because I needed a secure place to leave my bags! The walls were paper-thin though, so I didn’t get much sleep. I spent most nights banging on my wall and shouting at the people in the next room that I could hear every word they were saying, so surely they could shut up at 3am? They were Americans, so don’t worry I wasn’t contributing to our poor international reputation.
I genuinely intended to wake up in time for breakfast on Friday, but I was tired enough to sleep right through it. I then went to get a mobile since I felt a bit naked without one. This is sad because I really hated them until about a year ago. I got a cute enough phone with decently cheap service, and thus far very good network coverage. My SIM card is Mobile World, which is sold by Carphone Warehouse and meant specifically for international calls, and it’s carried by T-Mobile. Considering how spotty their coverage is at home, I was amazed at the clarity of my calls. Even with the crap exchange rate my phone here, which is nicer, cost less than my phone at home and calling and texting prices are similar.
I spent the rest of the day on Friday at the British Museum, which featured such gems as a necklace made of bird heads, the Elgin Marbles and my favorite gallery in any museum anywhere, the Enlightenment Room. It’s an exhibit explaining the origin of the British Museum AND the thought processes behind Enlightenment era collecting aka wunderkammer and pseudo-science! It’s wonderful. (On a somewhat related note, I didn’t get to the Sir John Soane Museum. I was carrying my laptop around that day, so my bag was too large. Next time…)

Dear 18th Century-
I missed you. Let’s have babies.
Love, Kirsten
On Saturday I went to Westminster Abbey, as I’d never been. It was beautiful! I enjoy old graveyards normally, but this was simply exquisite. A lot of famous dead people, and some fairly hilarious memorials. My favorites were the 16th and 17th century ones where the statues of the deceased are reclined on their pillows, but not lying down as dead people ought to. Instead they are lying rather coquettishly on their sides, with their elbows resting on a pillow and their head supported by their hand. I wish I had been allowed to take pictures inside the Abbey proper so that I could demonstrate. Alas I could only take pictures of:

The oldest door in Britain! Don’t ask why that picture is so large. I re-sized it, but it seems that the oldest door in Britain is having none of it. You might be able to read the sign at this size.

The cloisters. Pretty!
There was loads more and I do have pictures, but I got sick of uploading and re-sizing them. You know how I know this? I wrote everything prior to this paragraph two days ago!
Without further ado…
After Westminster Abbey I went to St Pancras station to buy my rail ticket for the following day. I was also casing the route there to see if I would be able to make it on the Tube with my giant bags. There were too many stairs and there was construction, so the verdict was no. This meant the painful decision to pay for a London taxi the next day. I had originally planned on going to the Tate Modern on Saturday afternoon, but upon seeing the Tube ads about a Millais exhibit at the Tate Britain I decided to try that instead.
If anyone has ever managed to locate the Tate Britain from the Pimlico station stop, I’d love to hear from you. Not only did I wander in every conceivable direction, but I also saw many others doing the same. The signs for the museum just pointed sort of vaguely away from the Tube station so they were no help. Several of my fellow wanderers asked for directions and then struck off towards a variety of compass points. I’m sure some of them must have found the museum since I didn’t see them again, but at least one weary soul joined me on the Tube about a half-hour later.
All-in-all it was a very uneventful, even dull, trip to London. Parts of it were fun or interesting, but it was lonely traveling alone plus I was wildly jet-lagged the entire time.
Next up: The East Midlands